it's 3:30 am (est) do YOU know how drunk YOUR anchorman is? (hint: faux news)

for a bit of light hearted fun, go to fox news and watch brit hume slur his way through the news in the best style of grimmo of old!

it is hysterical seeing him try to mangle the words through his slushy tongue... his head is bobblying and his eyes have deep circles.

oops!  too much reality for this old school anchor to handle any more?

maybe the end IS near for the faux fox and their little bent on truth!

it is rare i flip and rest on faux news, but tonite, i was startled to hear the drunken slurring of words by hume as i was flipping by.

i stopped. i listened.  i laughed.

truth has a funny way of seeping through when one least wants it too, like after a round or two too many?

i thought i'd share this with all the other night owls, since it isn't often we get to see behind the mirror at faux - and i can't help but wonder how many MORE anchors will be hitting the sauce to make it through the coming months.

maybe they are celebrating with their commander-guy, having a round or two at the end of the pressers as they gladhand one another about another critical newsday covering whales, divorces, and their boy bush (sanitized and pushed as the grand savior).

when faux has to interview the likes of laura ingraham to legitimize bush's opinions (guess there aren't many real-world people around these days), i am amused at how they are now using their own to legitimize each other.

could it be their world is closing in?  getting tighter around their throats - like a fishbone lodged and painfully reminding them of how careless reckless behavior can choke the life out of you?  you know the kind of behavior i mean, fawning over herr dictator and trying to find a way to change his words into something more palatable.

but, don't stay here reading - go turn on your tubes (the OTHER type of tubes) and watch... he's drunk - or, at the very kindest, IMPAIRED (NOT unlike our dear leader).

enjoy and add your two cents into guessing which newsreaders will be next to slosh their way through the propaganda.