| when you work for faux | |
| alcohol helps |
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| drugs help |
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| alcohol AND drugs help |
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| your contract requires a shirnk on retainer at all times |
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| rehab is part of the package |
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| rose colored glasses shaped like elephants are provided free |
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| you are exempt from ever telling the truth! |
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| 125 Total Votes | |
Back to it's 3:30 am (est) do YOU know how drunk YOUR anchorman is? (hint: faux news).
